The Polite Way To Pee

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Thursday, 29-Jan-2009 12:03:03

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: Michael, if you were on a date having
dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said, just a minute, I have to go pee. The teacher
responded by saying, that would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it? Sherman said, I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom, I'll be right back. That's better, said the teacher, but, it's still not very nice to say the word 'bathroom' at the dinner table. And
you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted...

Post 2 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 29-Jan-2009 14:51:48

LOL. I don't read a lot of the jokes here, but that one was amusing.

Post 3 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 29-Jan-2009 14:56:00

lol, that was funny. I was wandering where will this lead to. The guy was smart to even think of his best friend. Wink wink!

Post 4 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Thursday, 29-Jan-2009 18:28:28

heheeheh good one.

Post 5 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Thursday, 29-Jan-2009 19:20:41

hahahahaha, that is fantastic

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 29-Jan-2009 21:57:00

Lmaooooo! I really like this. Too amusing, and a wonderful use of metaphor and foreshadowing. lol!

Post 7 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Friday, 30-Jan-2009 7:37:55

omg, lmfao! Okay, that was great!

Post 8 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Friday, 30-Jan-2009 19:39:23

lol That was awesome.

Post 9 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 30-Jan-2009 20:38:40

Agreed, very awesome.

Post 10 by Gilman Gal (A billy Gilman fan forever and always!!) on Wednesday, 04-Feb-2009 22:47:04

Lmfao! good one.

Post 11 by Sexy CC (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 20-Feb-2009 3:02:54

wow, that was funny, and smooth answer from the last guy. lol

Post 12 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Sunday, 01-Mar-2009 5:51:18

Niiiice! hahaha

Post 13 by Irredensia (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 09-Mar-2009 11:35:31

That last guy is my child. That is, only my children would say such things with such utter confidence.

Post 14 by KnuxDude (Account disabled) on Monday, 09-Mar-2009 12:44:41

heard this one before it's pretty dull

Post 15 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 09-Mar-2009 21:16:31

Heard it a million times. But I have posted a lot of jokes on here and some of them are probably pretty old too.

Post 16 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Tuesday, 10-Mar-2009 10:29:06

lol, that was the best joke I heard in a really long time. :D